All American Cowboy

[Verse 1] Well, I ain't ever worn no cowboy boots Or driven my truck through some muddy old route Never wrangled cattle, can't tell hay from straw But I got a friend who's country through to the core [Chorus] He's got a rusted pickup with a little red paint An ol' hound dog, a beauty she ain't Looks like his third wife, though better company I'm from Reseda, but my buddy's all American country [Verse 2] He's missin' two teeth and drools when he chews He's a cross-eyed bastard, never finished grade school When he's not passed out, he's stuck in jail Raisin' Cain for days when out on bail [Chorus] He's got a rusted pickup with a little red paint An ol' hound dog, a beauty she ain't Looks like his third wife, though better company I'm from Reseda, but my buddy's all American country [Bridge] Closest I've come to the rodeo scene Is blasting ol' Taylor Swift on an MP3 Ain't never rode a bull at a honky tonk bar I'm driving down Sunset in my electrified car [Verse 3] He's livin' the simple life, datin' his second cousin Smokin' weed at the halfway house reminiscing He's a blackout drunk who never pays his own tab But I don't mind, 'cause he's the best friend I ever had [Chorus] He's got a rusted pickup with a little red paint An ol' hound dog, a beauty she ain't Looks like his third wife, though better company I'm from Reseda, but my buddy's all American country [Outro] Well, he fixed his smile, now wears shiny new veneer Changed his name to Marcus, drinks with his pinky in the air After five, he's at the driving range in cleated shoes He's the only cowboy I know livin' in Malibu [Final Chorus] He's got an electric Mustang Mach-E painted red And a Goldensnickerdoodle that he calls Fred Got married at the Beverly Hilton to Lady Tiffany One thing I know, that boy sure the hell ain't country